Top Ender Giggles - The Stages of Life

Top Ender is called Top Ender because she categorised the stages that you go through in life, when she was a Top Ender and insisted on the new title. You see at the Nursery she went to the children were split in to three age appropriate groups and she managed to further qualify what happens as you get older;

"You see you start with being a Baby, then a Toggler, then a Top Ender, then a School Girl, then a Teenage, then an Adult, then a Mummy, then a Granny and then your dead."