Top Ender Giggles - Haggle Child! Haggle!

"Nanny B, you have a deep fat fryer don't you? Is it any good?"
"Yes, it is, well was very good Are you looking to buy one Mummy?"
"Yes, Daddy can't have chip shop chips because of the wheat in fish batter"
"Well why not have mine, I don't use it anymore"
"Oh thanks, that would be really great" said Daddy
After a slight pause, Top Ender said "Do you have anything else Daddy can have?"