Top Ender Giggles - Well you said you would move Heaven and Earth for me

"Mummy? Are you friends with Little Blonde Girl's Mummy?" Asked Top Ender
"Yes, Top Ender, I guess that we are"
"Could you ask her to move Little Blonde Girl's birthday party?"
"Why Top Ender?"
"Because the Carnival is this weekend and I would like to go to that and less people will go to Little Blonde Girl's birthday so it would be easier to move that."
"It doesn't really work like that Top Ender!"
"Oh. I thought it did"