Top Ender Giggles- A fish out of water

"Mummy?" questioned Top Ender
"Yes Top Ender?" I answered

"Do you remember the time we saw all those fish?" she asked

"Yes Top Ender" I answered, even though I didn't know which time we were talking about

A few moments passed before I heard Top Ender again.

"How do you drown a fish?" asked a puzzled Top Ender
"Erm, well you would need to..." I managed to get out before Top Ender interrupted
"Its a rhetorical question Mummy!"

No fish were harmed in the making of this blog post - Only potatoes but they had it coming as they were eyeing me funny...