All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth...

Is it wrong that I want Top Ender to lose her other Front Tooth in time for Christmas Day? It's not so that I can hear her whistle or lisp her way through singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas or even so that she looks cute (although she would look cute with her pigtails and missing front teeth right?). 

It's just that come her adulthood I want her to be able to look back and say that all she wanted for Christmas was her two front teeth...